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Silly Dictionary:
 
Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonald's.
 
Avoidable \uh-avoy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
 
Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.
 
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
 
Eclipse \i-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.
 
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
 
Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
 
Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did after his bag was full of loot.
 
Misty \miss'-tee\: How golfers create divots.
 
Paradox \par'-of-docks\: Two physicians.
 
Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
.
Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.
 
Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.
 
Primate \pri'-mate\: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
 
Relief \ree-leaf'\: What trees do in the spring.
 
Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: What you do to relax your wife.
 
Seamstress \seem'-stress\: Describes 250 pounds in a size six.
 
Selfish \sel'-fish\: What the owner of a seafood store does.
 
Subdued \some-dood'\: Like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like, submarines, man.
 
Sudafed \soo'-da-fed\: Bringing litigation against a government official
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