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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
 
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: Are you the owner?
The pharmacist answers, Yes.
 
Jacob: Were about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?
Pharmacist: Of course we do.
 
Jacob: How about medicine for circulation?
Pharmacist: All kinds.
 
Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?
Pharmacist: Definitely.
 
Jacob: How about Viagra?
Pharmacist: Of course.
 
Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?
Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety. The works.
 
Jacob: What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?
Pharmacist: Absolutely.
 
Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers?
Pharmacist: All speeds and sizes.
 
Jacob: We would like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.
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