Sonny Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Christmas Jokes: Q. What do Santa’s elves learn in school? A. The Elfabet. Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden? A. Hoe, hoe, hoe! Q: What do Santa’s elves drive? A: Minivans. Q: What do Santa’s elves drink? A: Minnesoda. Q: What is Claustrophobia? A: The fear of Santa Claus. Q: What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat? A: Snowflakes. Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve? A: Sandy Claws. Q: Where does the snowman hide his money? A: In the snow bank. Q: What type of cars do elves drive? A: Toy-otas. Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? A: It needed to be trimmed. Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A: Holly Davidson. Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa? A: Saint Nickel-less. Knock, knock Who’s there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas! Q: What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause? A: Santa paws!!! Q: What is a parents favorite Christmas carol? A: Silent night! Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A: A pineapple! Q: What do you get from a cow at the North Pole? A: Ice cream. Q: Why do mummys like the holidays? A: Becuse of all the wrapping! Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Chistmas? A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence. Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day? A: Every year! Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? A: Because he is so cool! Q.Which reindeer likes to clean? A.Comet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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