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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas.
 
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on
sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He
walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different
about me?"
 
Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope."
 
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom; undresses and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
 
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
 
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
 
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
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