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Deep Thinking


Sonny
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
 
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
 
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."
 
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
 
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
 
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
 
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
 
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
 
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
 
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
 
I rest my case.
 
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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