Blonde Attempts Suicide

[Sonny]

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

 

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

 

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

 

'No, silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, & then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

 

'So then?' asked the doctor.

 

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000..00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

 

'So then?'

 

'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.