THE ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE

[Sonny]

THE ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE:

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the liquor store.

I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts, and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, "I’m a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?"