Dan Wilson Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other." "This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. "By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ." "Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?" The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the the middle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SergF Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I choked on my Mtn Dew a little bit. That was great! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEFEGeorge Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Reminds me of the B.B. King joke..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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