Conservative vs liberal

[tinyclark]

Have ya ever noticed:

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal

doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is,

he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his

enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly enjoys his life. If a

liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as

independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as

victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his

situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal

wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for

it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that his

neighbors pay for his.

Have ya noticed that in today's world that it is good to be a homosexual but

it is bad to be a Republican?

Libs don't know pig shit from peanut butter.