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An Army Colonel and an Air Force CMsgt were getting haircuts at the base barbershop.

The Colonel's barber was about finished and asked "does the Colonel want some hair tonic"?

The Colonel said "No way, my wife will think I smell like a French house of ill repute".

The other barber was finishing up about the same time and asked "Chief, would you like some hair tonic".

The Chief replied "why yes I would, my wife doesn't know what a house of ill repute smells like".

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