Sonny Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Redneck Medical Terms Benign - What you be, after you be eight. Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - what doctors do when patients die Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome Cat scan - searching for kitty Cauterize - made eye contact with her Colic - a sheep dog coma- a punctuation mark D & C - Where Washington is Dilate - to live long Enema - Not a friend Fester - quicker than someone else Fibula - a small lie Genital - a non-Jewish person GI series - world series of military baseball Hangnail - what you hang your coat on Impotent - distinguished, well-known Labor pain - getting hurt at work medical staff - a doctor's cane Morbid - a higher offer Nitrates - cheaper than day rates Node - I knew it Outpatient - a person who has fainted Pap Smear - A fatherhood test Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis Post Operative - a letter carrier Recovery room - place to do upholstery Rectum - darn near killed him Secretion - hiding something Seizure - a Roman emperor Tablet - a small table Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport Tumor - one plus one more Urine - opposite of you're out Varicose - nearby / close by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Wilson Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Yeah, whatschurpoint? Thems all good wurds, I hearsem at the horstpitul all the tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted October 26, 2011 Author Share Posted October 26, 2011 Yeah, whatschurpoint? Thems all good wurds, I hearsem at the horstpitul all the tim Got tard of peating myself so I thunk I wood right em down fer foks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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