The bus trip

[SEFEGeorge]

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes,

charter a doubledecker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana .

The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus,

and the Blonde team rode on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time,

when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decided to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear,

staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The brunette asked, 'What in the world is going on up here?

We're having a great time downstairs!'

One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered,

"YEAH SURE, YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER".

[Hokie cadet]

I'm sure you've heard the story about the blonde/brunette/redhead (take your pick) who called the fire department in a panic about a fire in her kitchen. The dispatcher immediately asked the lady how to get to her house. After a long pause, the lady answered, "You have one of those big red trucks, don't you?".

[gizzard]

I'm sure you've heard the story about the blonde/brunette/redhead (take your pick) who called the fire department in a panic about a fire in her kitchen. The dispatcher immediately asked the lady how to get to her house. After a long pause, the lady answered, "You have one of those big red trucks, don't you?".

Hey, Hokie, after 26 years of workin' as a career firefighter, this ain't too far -fetched. If people weren't dumb I would not have had a job........................ I could tell ya some stories................almost as bad as some of my loady tales!!!!!