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Three Aging Sisters


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Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together.

One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath.

She puts one foot in and pauses.

"Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.

The 94-year-old hollers back,

"I don't know, I'll come up to see."

She starts up the stairs and stops.

She shouts,

"Was I going up or going down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters.

She shakes her head and says,

"I sure hope I never get that forgetful",

and knocks on wood for good measure.

Then she yells,

"I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

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