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An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream.

She was scared and panicking.

Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her.

He asked what was wrong.

She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarried."

she asked him "if I died tomorrow would you get remarried?"

he said "sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely."

then she asked "well would you two live in this house?"

he replied "sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage."

she asked again, angry now "well would she sleep in this bed?"

he snickered and said "yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it.

" she asked irately, "well would she use my golf clubs?"

he replied with a straight, serious face

"no. She's left handed."

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