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A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the

door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her

daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was

playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for John to come home from work," the daughter-in-law

answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to

no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes

romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered,

put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on

the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there

so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

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