Sonny Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Watch for these new computer viruses .. Neither Norton, McAfee, nor any other A/V has solutions as of yet! The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer each time you turn it on. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back! The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes . The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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