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Half Drunk


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A few years ago I came home from a night of drinking with the boys.

As I fell through the doorway of our house, my wife snapped at me,

“What’s the big idea coming home half drunk?â€

My reply was simple I just said,

“I’m sorry, honey. I ran out of money.â€

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