Shopping

[Sonny]

SHOPPING:

A man walks up to a store clerk and asks "In what aisle could I find

the Polish sausage?"

The clerk Looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you

something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was

Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I

was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I

was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was

Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then why did

you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for a Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."