Sonny Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 (edited) Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. “Well, Dad,†said Pete, “ I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.†“Uh-huh,†said the father, “that seems fair.†“I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!†Edited April 16, 2013 by Sonny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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