Sonny Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 An old lady tells her doctor: ''Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't bother me too much. I've broken wind at least 20 times since I've been in your office, but you didn't know, because they're silent and don't smell.'' Doctor: ''I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.'' The next week the lady goes back. ''Doctor,'' she says, ''I don't know what you gave me, but goodness gracious me! Now, although I still break wind silently, they stink terribly.'' Doctor: ''Okay, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.