Sonny Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 A man came into a lawn ornament shop to get holiday decorations for his yard. He went up to the counter and said to the owner, "Give me four of those elves, two of the big reindeer, two of the small reindeer, and one of those bent-over, fat Mrs. Santas with the ridiculous bloomers." The shop owner said, "That'll be eighty dollars for the elves, fifty dollars for the big reindeer, twenty dollars for the small reindeer, and..." "a big apology for my wife!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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