Sonny Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 A middle-aged couple were excited that they had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their mobile phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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