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Romantic Husband


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An older couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their phones. The wife, being a romantic, decided one day that she would send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams,

If you are laughing, send me your smile,

If you are eating, send me a bite,

If you are drinking, send me a sip,

If you are crying, send me your tears,

I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise

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