Sonny Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 We all have had the annoying experience of calling up a hotline and waiting on the phone for eons to hear all the choices the lucky touch-tone choices. Well, think how frustrating that would be if you were calling the.... PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE: The telephone rings and an answering machine answers... "Welcome to the psychiatric hotline." If you are obsessive compulsive, please press one repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid/delusional, we know who you are, what you want, just stay on the line so that we can trace your call. If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press....no one will answer any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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