Erectile Dysfunction

[Sonny]

You've seen all the erectile dysfunction commercials. But what really

happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

A man walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The

woman he was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and

her sister owned the store , there were no male employees.

She asked if she could help him. He said that he really would have preferred

to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured him that she was completely

professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be

confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.

He reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for

me to discuss , but here goes. I get erections every day that last more

than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe

embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length, and this is the

absolute best we can do:

1/3 ownership in the store,

a company pickup truck,

a king size bed and

$3,000 a month in living expenses.