Sonny Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on the scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they called their sergeant on his cell phone. "Hello Sarge." "Yes." "It looks like we have a homicide here”, the officer reported. "What happened?", asked the Sergeant. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped." The Sergeant asked, "Have you placed her under arrest?" "No sir. The floor is still wet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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