Sonny Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, 'I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!'The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"The not very intelligent young lady replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!"By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!"Again the not very intelligent young lady says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" The not very intelligent young lady hands the prize ticket to the manager andhe reads, "WIN A BAGEL." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HercMX Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it." The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here setting up Hillary’s presidential campaign. I can't understand you. Please speak in English." The rancher replied: "Use both hands." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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