Sonny Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gains her masters TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth. FATHER: A banker provided by nature. EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes. CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read. SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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