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A man walks into a bar..........


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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Im sorry, I cant serve you here unless you are wearing a tie."

The man says, "Okay, Ill be right back," and goes to his car to find anything he can use for a tie. All he finds is a set of jumper cables, so he ties them around his neck, goes back in and asks, "Hows this?"

The bartender replies, "Well, okay, but don't start anything."

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