You Can’t Teach an Old Dog to Fly

[Sonny]

A woman called the airline 
customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.

 

“Sure,as long as you provide your own kennel.” The Customer Service Rep further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.

 

The customer was flummoxed: 
“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”