Sonny Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Business one-liners 21 & 22: Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves. Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "get lost" in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way. Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a large enough rock. Do not believe in miracles, rely on them. Do someone a favor and it becomes your job. Do whatever your enemies do not want you to do. Doing a good job around here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit; you get a warm feeling, but nobody notices. Don't be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted. Don't be so open minded that your brain falls out. Business one-liners 22: Don't bite the hand that has your paycheck in it. Don't blame me; nobody asked my opinion. Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow. Don't force it, get a bigger hammer. Don't get lost in the shuffle, shuffle along with the lost. Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia. Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. - Bo Diddley Don't look back, something may be gaining on you. Don't make your doctor your heir. Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy! Don't permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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