Business one-liners 42, 43 & 44

[Sonny]

Business one-liners 42, 43 & 44:

 

The obscure we see eventually; the completely apparent takes a little longer.

 

The one item you want is never the one on sale.

 

The one thing that money can not buy is poverty.

 

The one who does the least work will get the most credit.

 

The one who says it can't be done should never interrupt the one doing it.

 

The one you want is never the one on sale.

 

The only important information in a hierarchy is who knows what.

 

The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have.

 

The only real errors are human errors.

 

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

 

Business one-liners 43:

 

The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change. We instinctively avoid it.

 

The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.

 

The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who developed it.

 

The other line always moves faster.

 

The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.

 

The person not here is the one working on the problem.

 

The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.

 

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

 

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

 

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

 

Business one-liners 44:

 

The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6.

 

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

 

The road to hell is paved with good intentions and littered with sloppy analysis.

 

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 

The simplest subjects are the ones you don't know anything about.

 

The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.

 

The solving of a problem lies in finding the solvers.

 

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up!

 

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease; sometimes it gets replaced.

 

The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.