Business one-liners 55 & 56

[Sonny]

Business one-liners 55 & 56:

 

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.

 

Excuses are like bodies; everybody has one!

 

Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.

 

Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.

 

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.

 

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

 

Experiment and theory often show remarkable agreement when performed in the same laboratory.

 

Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.

 

Extremes meet.

 

Fact without theory is trivia; theory without fact is garbage.

 

Business one-liners 56:

 

Familiarity breeds attempt.

 

Familiarity breeds children.

 

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.

 

Fill what is empty; empty what is full; scratch where it itches.

 

For every "10" there are 10 "1's".

 

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

 

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

 

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

 

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

 

For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it.