Sonny Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Still More Ponderings: Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has deteriorated. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems longer. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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