Sonny Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Actual Signs On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On an electrician's van: "We'll remove your shorts!" In a veterinarian's office: "Back in 15 minutes. Sit! Stay!" On the door to a proctologist's office: "To expedite your visit, please back in." At a tailor shop: We give our customers the lowest prices and workmanship At a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Please do not hunt during daylight" On a septic tank business: "We're #1 in the #2 business" At a photo studio: "Have your kids shot while you wait!" In a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria." In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." At a teriyaki restaurant: "$3.99 Chicken Bowel!" In a Vermont men's store: "25 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!" On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament - Ears pierced" In a Mall: "Ears pierced, while you wait" In a New Jersey store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?" Seen on a Taco Bell sign in Coralville, Iowa: "Everyday low value" In a Maine restaurant: "At your service: Open 7 days a week and weekends." On a radiator repair garage: "Best place to take a leak." In the vestry of a Westminster church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished." Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques." In an Ohio cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves." In Vancouver, British Columbia, on a folding sign in front of a small language school: "English Tootering" On a roller coaster: "Watch your head." On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission." On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable." In a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car." On a fix it shop: We can fix anything! (Please knock loudly, doorbell broken) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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