1. Trick question: Possums prefer Crabapple and Gum trees
2. Easy (a) Fords are designed to decompose faster than GMs.
3. At least 20, and don't forget the snake heads for xtra kick
4. Zero, we chase corn liquor with Natty light
5. Naught, old fridges are converted into septic tanks and buried underground.
6. None, all my critters sleep indoors
7. Depends on who their married to....
8. Only a Po-lice car
9. Another trick question; coal miners dip/chew, smokers wont live long in a coal mine.
10. It's never taken me 5 minutes....
