tinyclark Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 The Love Story of Ralph And Edna Ralph and Edna were good friends, and also patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaprad Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Sounds like an excuse my wife would use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSgtRet Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 She sounds like a "promote ahead of peers" to me, resourceful, thinking on her feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tusker Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 ........LOL!!!!!..................Yes Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!......................John Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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