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“I have a pain in my abdomen.†The recruit told the Army doctor.

“Young man,†the doctor replied, “officers have abdomens, sergeants have stomachs,

you have a belly ache.â€

Times Record of Troy, New York, December 24, 1943.

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Another one: Enlisted guys get the clap. Officers get non-specific urethritis.

Trash hauler goes to flight surgeon, says,"I have trouble with my toe." The doc says,"what's the matter?' Trash hauler says,' It keeps gettin' dripped on."

VD is nothin' to clap about. And then there is the army VD training movie ' Saving Ryan's Privates."

Sorry, couldn't resist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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