Prison vs Work

[Sonny]

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a

bit clearer.

IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors

for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they

deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside

bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...they are called managers

Have a Great Day at WORK

[Sparks]

Having worked in a maximum security Florida prison for 16 years after retiring from the AF, I can say with certainty that all the above apply with 3 exceptions;

IN PRISON...The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

AT WORK...The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars waiting to get out

AT WORK...you spend most of your day inside bars waiting to get out

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens

AT WORK...you must deal with wardens who think they are GOD. And as long as you are behind the fence and razor wire...they ARE !