Mt.crewchief Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza ." "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown" The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property." Sarah replies, "Property shmoperty...the schmuck had a newspaper route." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizzard Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Must have been one of those great new jobs Obama claims to have generated!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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