While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'

I flew all three of the 18 series airplanes at Rhein Main. I operated the cameras on the aircraft. Most people didn't know about the hidden doors and flir ball coming out of the aircraft. Or about the windows in the troop doors that were removable to install blister windows. Lots of interesting stuff... There is a good book out there called "Looking down the corridors"... it was written by Kevin Wright with help from a few of us "Berlin for Lunch Bunch"...... Very informative.

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On my C130-30H, Whenever the heading and coupled button is selected on the autopilot controller the computer flag display on the ADI and also on the annouciatior panel light illuminates. We've exhausted all the steps the maintenance manual stated and yet rectification was not successful. We've been on this rectification process for some days now. Any solution from this forum will be highly appreciated. Thanks