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By Sonny · PostedTwo married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!' And, she's always sound asleep."
Wyoming Crazy Laws
By Sonny · PostedWyoming Crazy Laws: You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June. It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement. It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. Cheyenne
Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.
Wisconsin Crazy Laws
By Sonny · PostedWisconsin Crazy Laws: At one time, margarine was illegal. As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned. You must manually flush all urinals in a building. While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license. Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. Citizens may not murder their enemies. It is illegal to cut a woman's hair. It is illegal to kiss on a train. Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday. Kenosha
No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public. La Crosse
You cannot "worry a squirrel." It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window. It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip). It is illegal to play checkers in public. Milwaukee
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car. It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention. It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. Racine
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man. It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. St. Croix
Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
GTC upgrade to APU
By Bogi252 · PostedSome additional details in parenthesis.. Legacy C130E/H APU model is GTCP85-180L, PNo 381116-1- 3/5/6/7/8/9 (OEM Lockheed production configuration) C130 APU upgrade model no GTCP85-180LE, PNo 381116-3 (Kellstrom Defense SHORT-POD(r) GTC-APU UPGRADE) L382 model no GTCP85-185L, PNo 381252-1-2. (FAA TSO Civil certified APU) C-130J/L-100J use GTCP85-185-L(A), (FAA TSO Civil Certified, electronically controlled APU)
West Virginia Crazy Laws
By Sonny · PostedI am curious what women did that so many states found it necessary to made it legal to beat their wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps. West Virginia Crazy Laws: If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined. Roadkill may be taken home for supper. No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present. It is illegal to snooze on a train. According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag. When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers. Whistling underwater is prohibited. Alderson
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash. Nicholas County
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service. Huntington
Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.
Washington Crazy Laws
By Sonny · PostedWashington Crazy Laws: It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle. People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday. All lollipops are banned. You are breaking the law if you sell or place in the stream of commerce a crib that has: corner posts that extend more than 1/16-inch above end panels; slats more than 2 3/8 inches apart; a mattress support that releases easily from corner posts; cutout designs on the end panels; tears in mesh or fabric; missing or loose screws, bolts, or hardware; sharp edges, points, or rough surfaces on wood surfaces that are not smooth and free from splinters, splits or cracks. The new Infant Crib Safety Act in California (AB 3760, Speier), Colorado (SB 98-023,Pascoe and Morrison) and Washington State (SSB 6229, Kohl and Pennington) states that "no commercial user shall manufacture, retrofit, sell, contract to sell or resell, lease, sublet or otherwise place in the stream of commerce, a full-size or non-full-size crib that is unsafe for any infant using the crib. It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich. You are not allowed to breast feed in public. When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town." Auburn
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail. Bremerton
You may not shuck peanuts on the street. Everett
It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window. Lynden
Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment. Seattle
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term. No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission. It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers. Spokane
TV's may not be bought on Sundays. Waldron Island No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing. -San Juan County Ordinance NO. 7 -1995 (Passed June 7,1995) Wilbur
You may not ride an ugly horse.
Names of some old friends.
By Spectre623 · PostedI sure remember Luther from CRB. When he screwed up the movie everybody would holler "ATTA BOY LUTHER" till he got it fixed. Loved sitting on the out door bleachers like at a ball game. Also remember the M-113 APC's would pull up and park like they were at a drive in movie. Crazy days fer sure...sorta miss them. Bill
Names of some old friends.
By Dearstone · PostedKen I remember Doug Fitting well he was one of my best pals at CCK and CRB, he was from Idaho, I've often wondered about him. Some other names I remember from these places are Larry Rowe from Ala., Butch Tucker from Ok., Jerry Lawler, Dave Beasley from Ks., Bobby Prater from Co., Seki I think thats how it"s spelled he was an indian from I think from Az., one tuff black dude named Callaway can't think of his first name. Well thats it for now, maybe more later depending on brain waves, which just reminded me what was the base just outside of Bangcock where we pulled alot of time?
Vermont/Virginia Crazy Laws
By Sonny · PostedVermont/Virginia Crazy Laws: Vermont Crazy Laws: Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. Whistling underwater is illegal. At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. Barre
All residents shall bathe every Saturday night. Virginia Crazy Laws: Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. It is illegal to tickle women. Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed) You may not work on Sunday. (Repealed) Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars. It is illegal to spit on sidewalk. There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates." Police radar detectors are illegal. It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. (Repealed) You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc. (Repealed) You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977) Culpeper
No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk. Dayton
A person of color may not be outside or within the city limits after 7 pm. Lebanon
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. Norfolk
Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone. A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere. Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated. Richmond
It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee. Stafford County
It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm. Victoria
It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street. Virginia Beach
It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue. If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's. It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk. It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike. Waynesboro
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
By tinyclark · PostedNo sweat. I've seen it before. We even had a whiskey compass error that was caused by a ferrous screw in the window frame.
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