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    • Sonny
      SENIOR SEX
      By Sonny · Posted
      SENIOR SEX The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
      Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
      A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
      "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
    • Sonny
      Three Tourists
      By Sonny · Posted
      Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter one asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiiiing."
    • hlg6016
      C-130 News: Lockheed Martin Offers C-130J to Thailand
      By hlg6016 · Posted
      The syntax reads like it was translated form English to Thai and back to English.
    • GVS
      C-130 News: Lockheed Martin Offers C-130J to Thailand
      By GVS · Posted
      Was wondering the same thing.
    • Sonny
      The Car
      By Sonny · Posted
      A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of
      his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your
      grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little,
      and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for
      the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your
      grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your
      Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut." The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and
      I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long
      hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and
      there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair." Fathers reply:
      Did you also noticed they walked everywhere they went?
    • Jet Accessory Center
      C-130H TEARDOWN
      By Jet Accessory Center · Posted
      C-130H TEARDOWN IN PROGRESS. SEND RFQ'S TO [email protected]
    • AMPTestFE
      C-130 News: Lockheed Martin Offers C-130J to Thailand
      By AMPTestFE · Posted
      WTF is a C130J helicopter turbofan engine?
    • Sonny
      Parental Instruction
      By Sonny · Posted
      A three-year-old had been told several times to get ready for bed.
      The last time his mom told him, she was every insistent.
      His response was, "Yes, Sir!"
      Since he was talking to his mother (and she is a woman), it was not expected of him to call her "Sir".
      "You would say, 'yes sir,' to a man, I am a lady, and you would say 'Yes Ma'am,' to a lady," Mom said.
      To quiz him on is lesson; she then asked him, "What would you say to Daddy?" "Yes Sir!" was the reply "Then what would you say to Mama?" "Yes, Ma'am!" he proudly answered. "Good boy! Now what would you say to Grandma?" He lit up and said, "Can I have a cookie?"
    • BillJohan
      Herc in the creek at Cape Romanzof
      By BillJohan · Posted
      That checks Fred.  What I recall was they were perhaps going to depart holding but rec'd a call about someone needing to be flown out of there due to an emergency medical incident.  And yes about the dirt.
    • Sonny
      A Penny For Your Thoughts
      By Sonny · Posted
      One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arms around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts." she whispered in his ear. "It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $146.50!"
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