SEFEGeorge Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 BBQ for gun owners. [ATTACH]1006[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Wilson Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 The recoil must be murder on the burgers tho! Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaprad Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Hmm, that would be perfect for squirrel hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Some squirrels are shy and scare easily-----you don't want to scare the squirrels.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil Sanchez Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I don't see the picture. Have I become blind too. The ringing in my ears shouldn't affectg my vision. Wil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbsoto Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Hey George Where did you find this picture, I like it so much I posted it on my "facebook" page. I think it would make a great birthday or anniversary gift. Bruce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbsoto Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Disregard multiple post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEFEGeorge Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 My wife got it in an email and I thought i'd share it. See below: BBQ Rules: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tusker Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 First thing first.......we get rid of the squirrels then we take care of the BBQ. I like BBQ ..don't you Dan!!...let's do it!!!............................John Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbsoto Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 My wife got it in an email and I thought i'd share it. See below: BBQ Rules: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women! Thanks George, Gotta love those rules!!!!!! I have saved it and will be sure to pass it on to my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEFEGeorge Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 Always glad to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fräulein Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I do not recognize many of those terms that the woman is supposed to do. What is these things you call "salad", "vegetables", and "cutlery". Who eats steak with sauce? Maybe I should take a pic of our "grill plaza" that we are building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skip Davenport Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I do not recognize many of those terms that the woman is supposed to do. What is these things you call "salad", "vegetables", and "cutlery". Who eats steak with sauce? Maybe I should take a pic of our "grill plaza" that we are building. That would be great I am sure you will have B & B (Beer and Brawts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.