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Aero Precision provides OEM part support for military aircraft operators across more than 20 aircraft
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    • Lexophiles (Lovers of words)
      By Mt.crewchief · Posted
      That's a good one Sonny.    I had never heard of a Lexophile.   Ken
    • Lexophiles (Lovers of words)
      By Sonny · Posted
      England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.   This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore. I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.  A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.  When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.  I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.  A dentist and a manicurist married. 
    • Jobs
      By Sonny · Posted
      I’m not having much luck with jobs lately: I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory. I wasn’t suited to be a tailor. The muffler factory was just exhausting. I couldn’t cut it as barber. I didn’t have the patience to be a doctor. I didn’t fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it. The paper shop folded. Pool maintenance was too draining. I got fired from the cannon factory. And I just couldn’t see
    • Dad Jokes
      By Sonny · Posted
      Dad Jokes:   I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.   Without geometry life is pointless.   A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”   I gave all my dead batteries away today… Free of charge.   I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.  
    • What's the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?
      By Sonny · Posted
      What's the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story. At 78 - You can get out of bed, that's anothe
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